2010年4月25日星期日

Lilly-Bunny’s Furry Slippers!

frankli speaking, Inflatable Air Dance Hamlet himself in such an unfortun wai that he place the follow ad in the local newspaper: Hamster Hamlet- Wai cuter than averag -Look for a new apart -Won t accept ani offer from mutant mice-A nd the telephon number. Hamster Hamlet had a telephon line of hi own. He. wa a hamster-individualist. I am sorry, but Hamster Hamlet did not give me hi consent to disclos here hi number, becaus he doesn t want to be disturb dure hi winter hibern that usual start in mid-A ugust and end in mid-June. Though, in case of some sort of emergency, you mai find it in the phone book under hi name. But don t look under the section "Ro-dents." You must look under "Princ of Denmark." After acquir such polit engag slippers, Lilli-Bunni ceas to express ani interest in politics. But it often occur that Lilli-Bunni fell asleep while watch TV, put hi slipper feet right in front of the screen. While Lilli-Bunni took hi nap, the slipper attent watch all avail polit commentari and quietli discuss the current polit climat climat is veri import becaus if it changes, some politician will start sneez and coughing, and might even need warmer cover-up to cover their polit ass yep, you got me right, I wa go to sai "assets." Sometim the slipper even debat differ chang in the polit system. You probabl know that not all chang in the system ar healthy.

Lilli-Bunni met hi right slipper. It hop along the road sing a slipper-i song. Lilli-Bunni like thi funni gui and so gave him a cooki Lilli-Bunni alwai carri on in hi pocket just in case someth like thi should hap-pen. So,Lilli-Bunni wa famou for hi furri blue slippers. First. Right Slipper follow Lilli-Bunni home and settl under Lilli-Bunni s bed. Then it came out that Right Slipper had a Left brother. However, Left s left-foot view were too liber for everyon s taste, which made it imposs for respect Right Slipper to introduc hi brother to Lilli-Bunny.

Lilli-Bunni show hi polit indifference. He offer raspberri jam to those who sat to hi right side and those on hi left,But at five o clock tea. without ani discrimination. Moreover, he even sent some jam to Hamster Hamlet, an insignific inhabit of hi hous who live in the basement near the furnac and didn t care to show up for tea. See such a pluralist approach in Lilli-Bunni s behavior, Right Slipper found the courag to introduc hi Left brother, in spite of the leftist slogan Left wa apt to spout: "Distribut the Wealth!" "Overthrow the Government!" "Reduc Ga Prices!" "Turn off the Light!" and even "Death to Global Warming!" Left Slipper wa invit to join the veri next tea party, where he wa pleas to make acquaint with the merri compani which live in Lilli-Bunni s cozi brick house: Lilli-Bear, Lilli-Kitti and Lilli-Jake, two cat Lilli-Bunni usual carri an arm of cats, even though he had onli two of them. Hi were pretti fat, or to be more exact, fat and pretti , two quit articul littl parrot with well-develop two to three word vocabulari with which thei could fulli enjoi their freedom of speech, and Hamster Hamlet, who ha alreadi been introduc to my honor reader. However, Hamster Hamlet soon depart from Lilli-Bunni s house, becaus it turn out that he had solv the popular question, "to be or not to be?" in the most irrespons way, amor engag himself in random relationship with numer mice in the house. Veri soon, Lilli-Bunni start to notic the seemingli in-explic appear of mutant mice offspr with hamster ear and mouse-tail in hi house. Such an impact on the cours of evolut quit upset Hamster

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