9 tips for successful slacking!

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Now folk these ar my trade secrets! Ordinarili you'd have to pai for thi or I'd have to kill you or a combin of the two. If you ever want your boss to think you ar work tirelessli then thi is right up your alley!

1. Aggressiv typing. When your boss walk by start hammer at your keyboard while look intens at the screen. Ignore all extern stimuli until thei walk by.

get up and begin to file them where you origin got them. You will look productive. 2. File Frenzy. You will need to pull a few file out of your cabinet and set them besid your table. As soon as the boss walk your way.

get up and go and refill. Coffe is the fuel of productivity. Also rememb to throw in a cheesi line like,3. Refuel. Keep a deplet cup of coffe on your table. When you see the big boss coming. "hei hei hei jet fuel!"

perfect the act of look stress out. Grit teeth,4. Stress out. Stress out about something. Or rather. place your hand on your head, smack your head into the table, throw a stapler across the room. The boss will think you ar stress out becaus of all your hard work and commitment.

5. Be Mr/Mr Efficient. Pick an employe you dislike. Let us call that person Lesley. Make up a task you have to do and go tell the boss you ar almost done but you ar just wait for Lesley' part geniu I know! .

6. Excel in all things! Transfer inform into Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet. If you get ani inform simpli transfer it to an Excel Spreadsheet. You will look smart and organized. Plu you can show off to the boss by show them a pie chart of employe attend by depart at bowl night.

talk about how you need a TPS report ASA P or PRONTO. ASA P and PRONTO ar good Caucasian word to us in thi instance. 7. Fake Phone calls. A phone call is a sign of industry. Call your best friend and when the boss walk by.

8. The PDF monster. Print out a document in ADOBE pdf format. It will take dog year to actual print and you will seem industrious. Thi is also a perfect time to us techniqu 3 and get more coffe for the two hit combo.

dash out of the room and return with a huge box. The box should contain materi associ with product like: staplers,9. Re-organize. Stand up. calendars, paper clips, basebal bat etc. You decid to "re-organize" your desk and improv efficiency.

Well there you go. Use em don't abus em!! Happi Slacking!!